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Behold, the sitcom that cursed Nickelodeon to only make bad sitcoms in the future. Also cursed Dan Schneider to stop being funny.

Sam & Cat is an American teen sitcom that was made by Dan Schneider and aired from June 8, 2013, to July 17, 2014 on Nickelodeon. It is a crossover spin-off/sequel of both iCarly and Victorious.

Why It Sucks

  1. Sam is extremely unlikable because she's a very mean-spirited, picky, sexist bully and doesn't seem to care about everybody else except her friends.
  2. Graphically dirty and unfunny jokes.
  3. Cat is even dumber than she was in Victorious.
  4. The sitcom itself teaches children to be heartless bullies.
  5. It's boring.
  6. It's very offensive towards teenage girls.
  7. Sam & Cat are meant to be best friends, yet they fight worse than Rocky & CeCe did in Shake It Up.
  8. The bratty and rude kids.
  9. So much pessimism (see section 12).
  10. Goomer loves to be pessimistic so he is no fighter.
  11. Horrible acting to the point where the audience will want to pelt the actors furiously with tomatoes.
  12. A good singer has to sing an excruciating and terrible song.
  13. Weak humor that falls face-flat.
  14. Wasted the talents of both Ariana Grande and Jenette McCurdy.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Jerry Trainor cameos.
  2. The show does have some heartwarming moments.
  3. Miranda Cosgrove never took part in it.