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Sam & Cat is an American teen sitcom that was made by Dan Schneider and aired from June 8, 2013, to July 17, 2014 on Nickelodeon. It is a crossover spin-off/sequel of both iCarly and Victorious.

Why It Sucks

  1. Sam is extremely unlikable because she's a very mean-spirited, picky, sexist bully and doesn't seem to care about anybody else except her friends.
  2. Cat is even dumber than she was in Victorious.
    • Cat can be really annoying.
  3. This is when Dan Schneider's material starts to go down.
  4. Graphically dirty and unfunny jokes.
  5. Should Sam and Cat get shut down or arrested for running a UNLICENSED babysitter service according to the episode, "#BabysittingCommercial"?
  6. Dice is constantly abused for the sake of the force laugh-track.
  7. The sitcom itself teaches children to be heartless bullies.
  8. The episode "#StuckInABox" had a disturbing scene when Goomer and Dice think Sam killed Vance Anderson because of the blood spilling. (It was really a can of red paint.) Let that sink in.
  9. It's boring.
  10. False advertising: Sam said "We have a new TV show and it's not lame," but it is still lame.
  11. Sam screaming at the top of her lungs at Cat in "#MotercycleMystery" is extremely obnoxious and repetitive.
  12. In the episode "SalmonCat," right before the theme song, Sam and Cat hop around and mutter gibberish. What the hell was that all about!?
  13. It's very offensive towards teenage girls.
  14. Sam & Cat are meant to be best friends, yet they fight worse than Rocky & CeCe did in Shake It Up.
  15. Bratty and rude kids.
  16. So much pessimism (see section 13).
  17. Goomer as the idiotic comic relief is played-out.
  18. Goomer loves to be pessimistic so he is no fighter.
  19. Horrible acting to the point where the audience will want to pelt the actors furiously with tomatoes.
  20. Kel Mitchell sings an excruciating and terrible song.
    • Kel Mitchell was extremely annoying in his only episode appearance.
    • Kel Mitchell's character's called Peezy B. That's the most stupidest name for a rapper.
  21. Weak humor that falls face-flat.
  22. Wasted the talents of both Ariana Grande and Jenette McCurdy (see section 17).
  23. The series finale "GettinWiggy" had a horrible way to end the show.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Jerry Trainor cameos.
  2. The show does have some heartwarming moments.
  3. Miranda Cosgrove never took part in it.
  4. One episode guest-starred Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams in what is essentially a Laverne and Shirley reunion.