The Naked Brothers Band is a semi-real time Nickelodeon sitcom (with its movie title being "The Naked Brothers Band: The Movie" even though this is where The Naked Brothers Band started).

Why It Sucks

  1. The Naked Brothers Band can't sing.
  2. Pedophilia in a kids show.
  3. It's basically a terrible mixture of drugs, underage sex, and sexism.
  4. Nudity jokes in a kids show...
  5. Its rabid, ugly fanbase is a bunch of kids that are younger than a decade.
  6. The soundtrack is awful. The theme song sounds like it belongs in a magical girl anime.
  7. Nat Wolff is a nobody, he's sexist, racist, and this show pretty much ruined his career altogether.
  8. It's an utter rip off of The Jonas Brothers.
  9. Its genderism is uncountable.
  10. Probable incest references between Nat and Alex.
  11. It disrupts the main siblings' schooling.
  12. Rips-off The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Drake and Josh and Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi.
  13. The Naked Brothers have a stupid and inappropriate band name, which sounds like a pornagraphic band.
  14. In fact, the name alone is horrible.